Episode 1: The Skank Reflex Analysisn
Episode 2: The Infestation Hypothesis
Episode 3: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Episode 4: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
Episode 5: The Russian Rocket Reaction
Episode 6: The Revelation Rhinitis
Episode 7: The Good Guy Fluctuation
Episode 8: The Isolation Permutation
Episode 9: The Diffusion Ornithophobia
Episode 10: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Episode 11: The Speckerman Recurrence
Episode 12: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
Episode 13: The Recombination Hypothesis
Penny: I mean ', but what's wrong with me? I feel like I'm two totally different people ... Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Troy.
Penny: I did not have a shred of writing ever since I moved here. The maximum and 'was the last month, they held me for a spot on hemorrhoids.
Amy: Oh, you would see us very well as a testimonial for hemorrhoids ...
Penny: I know, right?
Sheldon: In the south, there 'Professor Loomis and the Department of Geology. According to an update on their Twitter, they finished the sunscreen, which means they have to walk along the tree line or risk melanoma.
Sheldon: If you are, and 'stopped the video, try to change the TCP / IP.
Leonard: I had not thought through.
Sheldon: I pray. Please tell me when you and your girlfriend have finished clog the banda with your masturbation, I'd be trying to watch a streaming video on Netflix.
Sheldon: What 's your money?
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed.
Sheldon: You mean like in Salt Lake City?
Howard Mother: I do not know who you're talking about, but either in or out. We do not need insects.
Howard: The insects are only here 'cause you are their queen!
Howard Mother: Honestly, after all your pajama party with this chocolate, a girl and 'a great relief.
Bernadette: Your mother always cuts the meat?
Howard: Just when it 's so fat.
Leonard: How is the organization of marriage, Howard?
Howard: Great. Last night we spent five hours at Macy's wedding to do list. It seems that in the end I'll be able 'to have a delicious dish for asparagus in china I've always wanted.
Leonard: You see, this and 'the advantage of having the girl to 15000 km. I can spend evenings doing what I think.
Howard: With that, 'do you mean nerd games with us followed by a suspiciously long shower?
Leonard: Maybe.
Leonard: Are you going to mangiartela all that cake?
Raj: Maybe because ... 'no? There 's maybe someone in my life where I need to watch offline?
Leonard: Oh, good god, have you seen the new Bridget Jones?
Raj: It just comes, to let her know that for me it is not 'a problem, I want to make a joke about that and' deaf. I was thinking something like ... "Hey, have you heard the one about the ..." Oh, no. I bet not. "
Raj: Oh, Penny! I feel so 'bad ...
Penny: I know ... I know ...
Raj: Sometimes I put the TV on mute just to pretend that she's still with me. But I can not watch without crying subtitles!
Leonard: No, I thought to bring Raj and Howard and spend a nice evening.
Stuart: Oh, great, other males! Sara 'another sausage festival from Wil Wheaton.
Howard: Someone has to go up there 'with a telescope as a payload specialist ... And guess who and' someone.
Sheldon: Mohammed Li.
Howard: Who 'Mohammed Li?
Sheldon: Mohammed 'as the most' popular in the world, Li surname more 'spread. Not knowing the answer, I gave the most mathematically 'probable.
Leonard: Wait, let me see if I understand correctly. You really asked Bernadette to leave your house, in the middle of the night?
Howard: What could I do? I was struck from behind and put my mother against me.
Raj: Great! Not only our first astronaut, you're also the first of us to have a girl thrown out of bed! You're like a rock star!
Howard Mother: Howard, Bernadette 'and' here!
Howard: Tell her I'm not home!
Howard Mother: What kind of excuse would be this? Hears you screaming!
Leonard: Sheldon, you talk like a wheel that is missing some ...
Mom Sheldon: In reality ', as a child I did check. The doctor said it was okay.
Sheldon: I told you so.
Mom Sheldon: Although I still regret not having paid to the specialist in Houston.
Sheldon: I will have no 'my pecan pie, right?
Leonard: Do you want the Oreo?
Sheldon: With double-stuffed?
Leonard: No, normal.
Sheldon: Thank you, well accanisciti man in trouble '.
Amy: You're getting sick?
Sheldon: No. I'm just allergic to people who win Nobel prizes for no good reason.
Sheldon Mom: Shelly, you have no more than 'eight. Among us there must be a different kind of relationship.
Sheldon: No, however. What we have now works great!
Sheldon Mom: Honey, you're a grown man.
Sheldon: Or maybe, I'm part of a new species that will live 'hundreds of years, which would mean that they are essentially still a pupetto.
Penny: So, what happens?
Leonard: Okay, we went out together, right?
Penny: Oh, my god ... here is what it 'you know!
Leonard: who cares. I'm going.
Sheldon: When you come home, you can buy some orange juice?
Leonard: Do you mind? I'm questioning several aspects of my life right now ...
Sheldon: And one of these and 'your passion for the orange juice?
Sheldon: I have a hundred topics in alphabetical order, from "Black Cherry, but come on, people, 'just a damn cherry", to "zzz: poetry onomatopoeia
on sleep. "
Sheldon: Would you talk about? Keep in mind that 'no' and 'a very good response.
Amy: You did not go to high school, Leonard? All the boys more 'cool hang out the car!
Penny: Really? In addition to everything else, you're afraid of birds?
Heldon S: It's called ornitofobia. And one day will be 'recognized as a true disability', and the hosts will be obliged by law
to put a giant network of the entire building. That would be unfortunate, 'cause I'm afraid of networks.
Leonard: If things are so ', what would you say if I started I talk to a girl?
Penny: You should!
Leonard: I'm serious, look what I do!
Penny: Well, vai! There are chicks right there '! What are you waiting for?
Leonard: I'm in a group, I'm afraid.
Amy Sheldon, the only way to overcome this fear and 'interact with him. Just like you did with the Postman.
Sheldon: What do a physical experiment failed.
Leonard: I'm not a loser.
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard! There are a lot of people who love you and want to help, but they can not do it till 'you do not admit your problem.
Howard: I thought you did not like Facebook more. '
Sheldon: Do not be silly. I'ma fan of everything you try to replace a real human contact.
Sheldon: Leonard, platonic love you, man, but let's face it ... you're a disaster!
Penny: I feel like Mother Teresa. Except for the part of virginity '... the ship' sailed long ago.
Penny: What are we doing?
Amy: I'll gladly follow into a life devoted to crime, in the hope that one day could be cellmates ...
Howard: A box is completely empty! If you want to check ...
Leonard: Yeah '... I see nothing in this box, if not wasted childhood.
Howard: I feel a bit 'of sarcasm, Mr. "Cello Lessons" ...
Howard: Look what my mom did for the show.
Bernadette: I like the fabric, where he found it?
Howard: He clipped one of her old swimsuits. He made these two waistcoats and a half dozen napkins.
Sheldon: I do not think there is something in this jewelry that Amy might like it more 'humidifier that we just saw from Sears.
Leonard: I'm sorry, Amy. Penny, you haven 'commitments for dinner tonight?
Penny: Why ', you go somewhere?
Leonard: No, I mean just you and me.
Penny: You mean, like an appointment?
Leonard: Do not type, just an appointment.
Penny: You're really funny.
Leonard: Well. Remember, when I take away 'the shirt.
